| When
the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into
His sixth day of "overtime" when the
angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot
of fiddling around on this one."
And God said,
"Have you read the specs on this order?"
She has to be completely washable, but not
plastic. Have 180 moveable parts...all
replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers.
Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A
kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a
disappointed love affair. And six pairs of
hands."
The angel shook her
head slowly and said. "Six pairs of hands....
no way."
"It's not the
hands that are causing me problems," God
remarked,
"it's the three pairs of eyes that mothers
have to have."
"That's on the
standard model?" asked the angel. God nodded.
"One pair that
sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are
you kids doing in there?' when she already knows.
Another here in the back of her head that sees
what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and
of course the ones here in front that can look at
a child when he goofs up and say. 'I understand
and I love you' without so much as uttering a
word."
"God,"
said the angel touching his sleeve gently,
"Get some rest tomorrow...."
"I
can't," said God, "I'm so close to
creating something so close to myself. Already I
have one who heals herself when she is sick...can
feed a family of six on one pound of
hamburger...and can get a nine year old to stand
under a shower."
The angel circled
the model of a mother very slowly. "It's too
soft," she sighed.
"But
tough!" said God excitedly. "You can
imagine what this mother can do or endure."
"Can it
think?"
"Not only can
it think, but it can reason and compromise,"
said the Creator.
Finally, the angel
bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.
"There's a
leak," she pronounced. "I told You that
You were trying to put too much into this
model."
"It's not a
leak," said the Lord, "It's a
tear."
"What's it
for?"
"It's for joy,
sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and
pride."
"You are a
genius, " said the angel.
Somberly, God said,
"I didn't put it there." |