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Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, Age 10.
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents - Matthew,
Age 12.
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching -
Andrew, Age 9.
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls - Rocky, Age 9.
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning - Stephanie,
Age 8.
Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower - Lamar, Age 10.
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents
are doing taxes - Carrol, Age 9.
Never bug a pregnant mum - Nicholas, Age 11.
Don't ever be too full for dessert - Kelly, Age 10.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
answer him
- Heather, Age 16.
Never tell your mum her diet's not working - Michael, Age 14.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat - Joel,
Age 12.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mum when she's on
the
phone - Alyesha, Age 13.
Never spit when on a roller coaster - Scott, Age 11.
Never do pranks at a police station - Sam, Age 10.
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving - Rob, Age 10.
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your
mum
told you to do - Hank, Age 12.
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand - Molly, Age
11.
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information - Chelsey, Age 7.
Stay away from prunes - Randy, Age 9.
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car - Phillip, Age
13.
Forget the cake. Go for the icing! - Cynthia, Age 8.
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